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How I imagine our fictitious conversation to be going

How I imagine conversations I am having with people to be going on Facebook:

“Wait, this bald headed sometimes mohawked middle aged and relatively mediocre Crossfitter seems to be saying that if I eat towards my energy output the net result will be positive.  I will then sleep better, lift heavier weight, make Fran my bitch and have better sex as a result.  And oh yea, I will look better naked.”

Me responding to fictional conversation that actually never occurred:

“Not only am I saying that it is one of the most scientifically studied principles that exists related to nutrition (that being the concept of a slowing metabolism related to negative energy consumption).”

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